What if you were a noodle?

So what if? Would life be more exiting? Would life still be fun? I decided to be tasty chili or pepperoni flavor and get bought before my expiration date. Eaten slowly. I'd then experience how the human teeth crush me into tiny bits, then fall down into the stomach and see al weird and wacky stuff! I just hope noodles can breathe under water, feel no pain and I really hope I'd be re-made and be sold at an fairly reasonable price. So I'd like to hear what you guys think. Is it fun to be a frigging noodle? Heavy breathing.